diff --git a/src/app/page.tsx b/src/app/page.tsx
index 36246d7..c4f56c7 100644
--- a/src/app/page.tsx
+++ b/src/app/page.tsx
@@ -11,7 +11,8 @@ import { MiniProjectModal } from "../components/MiniProjectModal";
 import { Navbar } from "../components/Navbar";
 import { Footer } from "../sections/Footer";
 import { TechStack } from "../sections/TechStack";
-import { useState } from "react";
+import { TypingRoomIntro } from "../components/TypingRoomIntro";
+import { useCallback, useEffect, useState } from "react";
 import type { Experience } from "../types";
 
 export default function Home() {
@@ -24,12 +25,21 @@ export default function Home() {
   } = useProfile();
 
   const [showOldNames, setShowOldNames] = useState(false);
+  const [showTypingIntro, setShowTypingIntro] = useState(true);
   const oldUsernames = [
     "getspaced (ingame)",
     "Space (alternative)",
     "Space-Banane (2022-2024)",
   ];
 
+  useEffect(() => {
+    // keep intro visible on every full page load; no-op here
+  }, []);
+
+  const handleIntroFinish = useCallback(() => {
+    setShowTypingIntro(false);
+  }, []);
+
   const groupedExperiences = experiences.reduce(
     (acc, exp) => {
       if (!acc[exp.type]) acc[exp.type] = [];
@@ -41,95 +51,100 @@ export default function Home() {
 
   return (
     <>
-      <Navbar />
-      <div className="space-y-24 pb-20 pt-20">
-        <Hero
-          glowColor={glowColor}
-          borderStatus={borderStatus}
-          displayMessage={displayMessage}
-          rotatingMessages={rotatingMessages}
-          statusMessage={statusMessage}
-          showOldNames={showOldNames}
-          setShowOldNames={setShowOldNames}
-          oldUsernames={oldUsernames}
-        />
+      <TypingRoomIntro active={showTypingIntro} onFinish={handleIntroFinish} />
+      {!showTypingIntro && (
+        <>
+          <Navbar />
+          <div className="space-y-24 pb-20 pt-20">
+            <Hero
+              glowColor={glowColor}
+              borderStatus={borderStatus}
+              displayMessage={displayMessage}
+              rotatingMessages={rotatingMessages}
+              statusMessage={statusMessage}
+              showOldNames={showOldNames}
+              setShowOldNames={setShowOldNames}
+              oldUsernames={oldUsernames}
+            />
 
 
-        <WorkExperience realWork={realWork} />
+            <WorkExperience realWork={realWork} />
 
-        <TechStack />
+            <TechStack />
 
-        <section className="w-full max-w-6xl mx-auto space-y-12 px-4">
-          <div className="text-center space-y-4">
-            <h2 className="text-4xl font-bold text-transparent bg-clip-text bg-gradient-to-r from-blue-400 to-purple-500">
-              Featured Projects
-            </h2>
-            <p className="text-gray-400 max-w-2xl mx-auto">
-              A selection of my personal favorites. Many more on my GitHub.
-            </p>
-          </div>
-          <div className="grid grid-cols-1 md:grid-cols-2 lg:grid-cols-3 gap-8">
-            {projects.map((project, index) => (
-              <ProjectCard key={index} project={project} />
-            ))}
-          </div>
-        </section>
-
-        <section className="w-full max-w-6xl mx-auto space-y-12 px-4">
-          <div className="text-center space-y-4">
-            <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold">More Projects</h2>
-            <p className="text-gray-400">Smaller projects or tools I've built.</p>
-          </div>
-          <div className="grid grid-cols-1 sm:grid-cols-2 lg:grid-cols-3 gap-6">
-            {miniProjects.map((project, index) => (
-              <MiniProjectCard
-                key={index}
-                project={project}
-                onClick={() => setSelectedMiniProject(project)}
-              />
-            ))}
-          </div>
-        </section>
-
-        <section className="w-full max-w-6xl mx-auto space-y-12 px-4 pb-20">
-          <div className="text-center space-y-4">
-            <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold">Skills & Experience</h2>
-            <p className="text-gray-400">Things I've worked with over the years.</p>
-          </div>
-          <div className="grid grid-cols-1 md:grid-cols-2 gap-12">
-            {Object.entries(groupedExperiences).map(([type, items]) => (
-              <div key={type} className="space-y-6">
-                <h3 className="text-xl font-semibold border-l-4 border-blue-500 pl-4 capitalize">
-                  {type}
-                </h3>
-                <div className="grid grid-cols-1 sm:grid-cols-2 gap-4">
-                  {items.map((exp, index) => (
-                    <ExperienceCard
-                      key={index}
-                      experience={exp}
-                      onClick={() => setSelectedExperience(exp)}
-                    />
-                  ))}
-                </div>
+            <section className="w-full max-w-6xl mx-auto space-y-12 px-4">
+              <div className="text-center space-y-4">
+                <h2 className="text-4xl font-bold text-transparent bg-clip-text bg-gradient-to-r from-blue-400 to-purple-500">
+                  Featured Projects
+                </h2>
+                <p className="text-gray-400 max-w-2xl mx-auto">
+                  A selection of my personal favorites. Many more on my GitHub.
+                </p>
               </div>
-            ))}
+              <div className="grid grid-cols-1 md:grid-cols-2 lg:grid-cols-3 gap-8">
+                {projects.map((project, index) => (
+                  <ProjectCard key={index} project={project} />
+                ))}
+              </div>
+            </section>
+
+            <section className="w-full max-w-6xl mx-auto space-y-12 px-4">
+              <div className="text-center space-y-4">
+                <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold">More Projects</h2>
+                <p className="text-gray-400">Smaller projects or tools I've built.</p>
+              </div>
+              <div className="grid grid-cols-1 sm:grid-cols-2 lg:grid-cols-3 gap-6">
+                {miniProjects.map((project, index) => (
+                  <MiniProjectCard
+                    key={index}
+                    project={project}
+                    onClick={() => setSelectedMiniProject(project)}
+                  />
+                ))}
+              </div>
+            </section>
+
+            <section className="w-full max-w-6xl mx-auto space-y-12 px-4 pb-20">
+              <div className="text-center space-y-4">
+                <h2 className="text-3xl font-bold">Skills & Experience</h2>
+                <p className="text-gray-400">Things I've worked with over the years.</p>
+              </div>
+              <div className="grid grid-cols-1 md:grid-cols-2 gap-12">
+                {Object.entries(groupedExperiences).map(([type, items]) => (
+                  <div key={type} className="space-y-6">
+                    <h3 className="text-xl font-semibold border-l-4 border-blue-500 pl-4 capitalize">
+                      {type}
+                    </h3>
+                    <div className="grid grid-cols-1 sm:grid-cols-2 gap-4">
+                      {items.map((exp, index) => (
+                        <ExperienceCard
+                          key={index}
+                          experience={exp}
+                          onClick={() => setSelectedExperience(exp)}
+                        />
+                      ))}
+                    </div>
+                  </div>
+                ))}
+              </div>
+            </section>
           </div>
-        </section>
-      </div>
 
-      <Footer />
+          <Footer />
 
-      {selectedMiniProject && (
-        <MiniProjectModal
-          project={selectedMiniProject}
-          onClose={() => setSelectedMiniProject(null)}
-        />
-      )}
-      {selectedExperience && (
-        <ExperienceModal
-          experience={selectedExperience}
-          onClose={() => setSelectedExperience(null)}
-        />
+          {selectedMiniProject && (
+            <MiniProjectModal
+              project={selectedMiniProject}
+              onClose={() => setSelectedMiniProject(null)}
+            />
+          )}
+          {selectedExperience && (
+            <ExperienceModal
+              experience={selectedExperience}
+              onClose={() => setSelectedExperience(null)}
+            />
+          )}
+        </>
       )}
     </>
   );
diff --git a/src/components/TypingRoomIntro.tsx b/src/components/TypingRoomIntro.tsx
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a38d524
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/components/TypingRoomIntro.tsx
@@ -0,0 +1,220 @@
+"use client";
+
+import { AnimatePresence, motion } from "framer-motion";
+import { useEffect, useRef, useState } from "react";
+
+interface TypingRoomIntroProps {
+  active: boolean;
+  onFinish: () => void;
+}
+
+export function TypingRoomIntro({ active, onFinish }: TypingRoomIntroProps) {
+  const [step, setStep] = useState(0);
+  const [garble, setGarble] = useState("");
+  const garbleRef = useRef<number | null>(null);
+
+  useEffect(() => {
+    if (!active) {
+      setStep(0);
+      return;
+    }
+
+    const timers = [
+      window.setTimeout(() => setStep(1), 280),
+      window.setTimeout(() => setStep(2), 900),
+      window.setTimeout(() => setStep(3), 1700),
+      window.setTimeout(() => setStep(4), 2800),
+      window.setTimeout(onFinish, 3600),
+    ];
+
+    return () => {
+      timers.forEach((timer) => window.clearTimeout(timer));
+    };
+  }, [active, onFinish]);
+
+  // Garbled typing generator while Space is "typing"
+  useEffect(() => {
+    if (step >= 3 && step < 4) {
+      setGarble("");
+      const charset = "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789!@#$%^&*()[]{}<>~-=_+";
+      garbleRef.current = window.setInterval(() => {
+        // create a short random string to simulate garble
+        const len = 20;
+        let s = "";
+        for (let i = 0; i < len; i++) {
+          s += charset[Math.floor(Math.random() * charset.length)];
+        }
+        setGarble(s);
+      }, 120);
+    } else {
+      if (garbleRef.current) {
+        window.clearInterval(garbleRef.current);
+        garbleRef.current = null;
+      }
+      setGarble("");
+    }
+
+    return () => {
+      if (garbleRef.current) {
+        window.clearInterval(garbleRef.current);
+        garbleRef.current = null;
+      }
+    };
+  }, [step]);
+
+  useEffect(() => {
+    if (!active) {
+      return;
+    }
+
+    const originalOverflow = document.body.style.overflow;
+    document.body.style.overflow = "hidden";
+
+    return () => {
+      document.body.style.overflow = originalOverflow;
+    };
+  }, [active]);
+
+  useEffect(() => {
+    if (!active) {
+      return;
+    }
+
+    const handleEscape = (event: KeyboardEvent) => {
+      if (event.key === "Escape") {
+        onFinish();
+      }
+    };
+
+    window.addEventListener("keydown", handleEscape);
+
+    return () => {
+      window.removeEventListener("keydown", handleEscape);
+    };
+  }, [active, onFinish]);
+
+  return (
+    <AnimatePresence>
+      {active && (
+        <motion.div
+          initial={{ opacity: 0 }}
+          animate={{ opacity: 1 }}
+          exit={{ opacity: 0, transition: { duration: 0.45, ease: "easeInOut" } }}
+          className="fixed inset-0 z-[220] flex items-center justify-center bg-[#020205] px-4"
+          aria-live="polite"
+          role="dialog"
+          aria-modal="true"
+        >
+          <div className="absolute inset-0 bg-[radial-gradient(circle_at_20%_20%,rgba(56,189,248,0.25),transparent_45%),radial-gradient(circle_at_80%_70%,rgba(59,130,246,0.16),transparent_45%),#020205]" />
+          <div className="absolute inset-0 bg-[linear-gradient(transparent_95%,rgba(255,255,255,0.03)_100%)] bg-[length:100%_6px] opacity-60" />
+
+          <motion.div
+            initial={{ y: 32, scale: 0.96, opacity: 0 }}
+            animate={{ y: 0, scale: 1, opacity: 1 }}
+            exit={{ y: -24, scale: 0.98, opacity: 0 }}
+            transition={{ duration: 0.55, ease: [0.22, 1, 0.36, 1] }}
+            className="relative w-full max-w-2xl overflow-hidden rounded-3xl border border-cyan-300/20 bg-black/55 backdrop-blur-xl shadow-[0_32px_90px_rgba(14,165,233,0.25)]"
+          >
+            <div className="flex items-center justify-between border-b border-white/10 bg-white/5 px-5 py-3">
+              <div className="flex items-center gap-2">
+                <span className="h-2.5 w-2.5 rounded-full bg-red-400/80" />
+                <span className="h-2.5 w-2.5 rounded-full bg-amber-300/80" />
+                <span className="h-2.5 w-2.5 rounded-full bg-emerald-400/80" />
+              </div>
+              <p className="text-xs uppercase tracking-[0.3em] text-cyan-100/70">
+                Orbital Chat
+              </p>
+              <span className="rounded-full border border-cyan-300/30 px-2 py-0.5 text-[10px] font-medium text-cyan-200/80">
+                live
+              </span>
+            </div>
+
+            <div className="space-y-4 p-6 md:p-8">
+              <motion.p
+                initial={{ opacity: 0 }}
+                animate={{ opacity: 1 }}
+                className="text-xs uppercase tracking-[0.25em] text-cyan-100/50"
+              >
+                Breaking Websockets...
+              </motion.p>
+
+              {step >= 1 && (
+                <motion.div
+                  initial={{ opacity: 0, x: -16 }}
+                  animate={{ opacity: 1, x: 0 }}
+                  className="max-w-[80%] rounded-2xl rounded-bl-md border border-white/10 bg-white/10 px-4 py-3 text-sm text-gray-100"
+                >
+                  Why is this page taking so long to load??
+                </motion.div>
+              )}
+
+              {step >= 2 && (
+                <motion.div
+                  initial={{ opacity: 0, x: 16 }}
+                  animate={{ opacity: 1, x: 0 }}
+                  className="ml-auto max-w-[85%] rounded-2xl rounded-br-md border border-cyan-300/30 bg-cyan-400/15 px-4 py-3 text-sm text-cyan-50"
+                >
+                  I have to somehow hide the fact that my discord status is taking a while to load... :D
+                </motion.div>
+              )}
+
+              {step >= 4 && (
+                <motion.div
+                  initial={{ opacity: 0, x: 12 }}
+                  animate={{ opacity: 1, x: 0 }}
+                  className="ml-auto max-w-[85%] rounded-2xl rounded-br-md border border-cyan-300/35 bg-cyan-400/20 px-4 py-3 text-sm text-cyan-50"
+                >
+                  Ok done, just one more animation
+                </motion.div>
+              )}
+            </div>
+
+            <div className="relative border-t border-white/10 bg-black/35 px-6 pb-5 pt-4">
+              {/* Small badge left-above the input showing typing status (hidden once final message shows) */}
+              {step < 4 && (
+                <div className="absolute left-6 -top-6 flex items-center gap-2">
+                  <span className="text-sm font-medium text-cyan-100">Space is typing...</span>
+                  <div className="flex items-center gap-1.5">
+                    {[0, 1, 2].map((dot) => (
+                      <motion.span
+                        key={dot}
+                        animate={{ y: [0, -3, 0], opacity: [0.3, 1, 0.3] }}
+                        transition={{ duration: 0.95, repeat: Infinity, delay: dot * 0.14, ease: "easeInOut" }}
+                        className="h-1.5 w-1.5 rounded-full bg-cyan-200"
+                      />
+                    ))}
+                  </div>
+                </div>
+              )}
+
+              <div className="flex items-center justify-between gap-3 text-xs text-cyan-100/70">
+                <span className="inline-flex items-center gap-2">
+                  <span className="h-2 w-2 rounded-full bg-emerald-300 shadow-[0_0_10px_rgba(110,231,183,0.75)]" />
+                  You & Space
+                </span>
+                <span className="text-[11px] text-gray-400">Esc to skip</span>
+              </div>
+
+              <div className="mt-3 rounded-xl border border-white/10 bg-white/5 px-4 py-2.5 min-h-[44px] flex items-center">
+                {step >= 3 && step < 4 ? (
+                  <motion.div initial={{ opacity: 0, y: 6 }} animate={{ opacity: 1, y: 0 }} className="flex items-center gap-2.5 font-mono text-sm text-cyan-100">
+                    <span className="select-all">{garble || "…"}</span>
+                  </motion.div>
+                ) : (
+                  <p className="text-sm text-gray-500">Message Space</p>
+                )}
+              </div>
+            </div>
+
+            <motion.div
+              initial={{ scaleX: 0 }}
+              animate={{ scaleX: step >= 4 ? 1 : step / 4 }}
+              transition={{ duration: 0.45, ease: "easeOut" }}
+              className="h-1 origin-left bg-gradient-to-r from-cyan-300 via-blue-400 to-cyan-300"
+            />
+          </motion.div>
+        </motion.div>
+      )}
+    </AnimatePresence>
+  );
+}
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/src/context/ProfileContext.tsx b/src/context/ProfileContext.tsx
index dc219c2..69dfcdb 100644
--- a/src/context/ProfileContext.tsx
+++ b/src/context/ProfileContext.tsx
@@ -42,18 +42,17 @@ export function ProfileProvider({ children }: { children: React.ReactNode }) {
 
   const rotatingMessages = useMemo(
     () => [
-      "Yelling at Claude",
-      "Shipping bugs",
-      "Compiling typescript files... Please wait.",
-      "Waiting for CI, this might take a while...",
-      "No debugger attached, but I'm sure it works ?",
-      "Seems fine, must be a problem with your machine lol",
-      "Waiting for pip, this might take a lifetime...",
-      "Collecting Spotify hours, this might take a while...",
-      "Fighting with go modules, i lost",
-      "Nuking Python for the 50th time, it's winning",
-      "Why is uv so cool?",
-      "Pulling 20-ish GB of node modules, see you next year",
+      "Yelling at Luna",
+      "Assigning more Issues to myself and letting Luna do them",
+      "NOT coding in Rust 😂✌️",
+      "Rewriting the same helper 3 times",
+      "Micro-service-maxxing",
+      "Blaming SHSF for my bad code",
+      "Shipping fast SHSF code",
+      "Writing code with 1.4k+ Lines",
+      "Love-Hate relationship with TypeScript",
+      "Blaming Openai",
+      "Undescribable Music Taste"
     ],
     [],
   );